Life is not a dress rehearsal so I’ll try most things once. Except tattoos. Those things are permanent. I like to help worms cross the road and plant flowers for the bees and butterflies. If in doubt, I’ll add cheese. Or run. Or run with cheese. I’ll never leave that delicious goodness behind. I laugh at myself and also at those who trip over, because that stuff is funny. I like when weird things happen. One day I hope to catch a squirrel and rub its fluffy little tail all over my face.
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